where am i from again
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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