there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
