High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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