So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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