Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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