I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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