I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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