He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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