I wanna bring you to show and tell
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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