well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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