Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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