He is such a slut. More and more my type.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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