i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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