You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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