Nicole vs. Life
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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