he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
now i know why i became what i already was.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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