Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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