I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
this will be a night to untag.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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