So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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