how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I would ride that face into the sunset
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