Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
