The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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