if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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