Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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