I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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