you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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