I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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