That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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