The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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