DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Hippo gnu deer
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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