Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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