super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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