Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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