I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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