she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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