I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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