That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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