So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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