i just google imaged poop.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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