I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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