So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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