Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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