dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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