The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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