why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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