I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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