Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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