Say something about gay babies.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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