Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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