Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm too high and old for this...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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