In the future we'll all be gay
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
then he tried to convert me to islam
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I need water and some morals
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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