Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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