quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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