My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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