make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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