But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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