Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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